Almost
everyone has a double role in this film! There are
two Bobby Deols. Two Paresh Rawals. Two Om Puris.
And six avtaars of Shekhar Sumans...
Ditto
for David Dhawan, who holds dual responsibilities
- editor and director. But his latest venture CHOR
MACHAAYE SHOR gives you the feeling that the accomplished
editor-director has not done justice to both the
roles.
Inspired
by the English flick BLUE STREAK (1999; starring
Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson), the problem with
CHOR MACHAAYE SHOR is that there's really nothing
novel here. Actually, it continually gives viewers
a feeling of 'been there, done that.'
A
thief on the run hides a 30 crore diamond in an
under construction building. He is arrested by the
cops soon after. Two years later, he is freed from
the jail and in anticipation of the diamond goes
back to that site, only to find it becoming the
Police Headquarters. So what happens next?
Bobby
Deol plays a bumbling thief Sham, who becomes Police
Inspector Ram in search of the 30 crore booty.
Like
every David Dhawan caper, CHOR MACHAAYE SHOR is
devoid of logic. Although the basic premise is interesting,
the story telling leaves a lot to be desired. On
the script level, there are several blemishes that
could've been easily avoided.
Instances:
[i]
Soon after Bobby is released from the jail and he
lands up at the Police Headquarters, he does precious
little to trace the diamond. Instead, he starts
romancing the heroines.
[ii]
Om Puri's suspicious nature and the lengths he goes
to track Bobby's true identity takes the film to
an altogether different track.
[iii]
In the pre-climax, the kidnapping of Paresh Rawal
by the villains (Ashish Vidyarthi, Rajat Bedi) and
planting his look-alike is least exciting.
[iv]
Prior to that, the attempt by Bobby and Shekhar
to harass Paresh by conning him to believe that
he has a look-alike is absurd.
Instances
such as those mentioned above prove that it's a
screenplay of convenience. Or, perhaps, the writers
felt that anything goes in the name of 'David Dhawan
brand of comedy'.
Even
the placement of a majority of songs is faulty.
Actually, the songs flit in without valid situations
whatsoever. Even the climax - Bobby blasting his
vehicle using a remote control - seems like juvenile
stuff.
On
the flip side, CHOR MACHAAYE SHOR does have a couple
of enjoyable moments. The car chase in the first
half (Ashish Vidyarthi and Rajat Bedi chasing Bobby
Deol, as he is driving Shilpa and Paresh Rawal to
the club) is hilarious. Also, Shekhar Suman's mother
track will be loved by the front-benchers. It does
evoke mirth!
The
stunts (Abbas Ali Moghul) are exhilarating. The
car chases, gun fights and basic brawling inject
a fair amount of action. Cinematography (Harmeet
Singh) is wonderful.
Directorially,
David Dhawan is not in his element this time. And
that's mainly because he is letdown by an uninspiring
script. Even otherwise, the gags and punches are
run of the mill, routine stuff.
Anu
Malik's music is a sore point. And the impact is
lost mainly because the placement of songs is improper.
Yet, 'Chad Gayi' and 'Main Ishqn Ishqn Ho Gayi'
stand out due to excellent picturisations.
Bobby
Deol gives his all to this role and seems comfortable
in light scenes. Shekhar Suman gets into several
get-ups, but he entertains most as Bobby's mother.
Shilpa Shetty gets no scope to pe
rform
but dances exceptionally well. Bipasha Basu is wasted.
Paresh
Rawal is just about okay. Om Puri is competent.
Ashish Vidyarthi and Rajat Bedi lend passable support.
Rajpal Yadav impresses.
On
the whole, CHOR MACHAAYE SHOR stands on a weak foundation
- its script. Despite impressive names on and off
screen, the film has precious little to impress
an avid cinegoer.