Bumbling
gangsters, fumbling goons, mistaken identity, madness,
chaos, gags. And Govinda.
Harmless
and juvenile, the humour in Harmesh Malhotra's Ankhiyon
Se Goli Maare is obvious and deliberate. However,
giving the zany comedy its due, one has to admit
the absurdity tickles more than once.
It
would be wise to let logic and commonsense go for
a three-hour-long stroll whilst viewing the film.
Here's
the deal: a big time swindler, Bhangari (Kader Khan),
owns a shop Honesty Store, which claims to buy and
sell stolen goods sincerely. Bhangari wants his
daughter Kiran (Raveena Tandon) to marry a top goon
who has thousand cases pending to his name and whose
home is the Central Jail. That is Shakti dada (Shakti
Kapoor).
Cut
to Raj (Govinda), a London-returned business tycoon.
Raj bumps into Kiran at a common friend's engagement
and the predictable happens.
Then
begin the errors. Raj mistakes Kiran to be some
girl his parents fixed him up with. Kiran mistakes
Raj for Shakti dada. Shakti confuses Kiran with
some other girl and ends up with a swollen eye.

On
Bhangari's wife's insistence, he packs her and Kiran
off to Singapore so his in-laws can meet Shakti.
So
the fake Shakti miraculously comes to know about
this development and is spotted serenading Kiran
in the lush green gardens. While the original poor
Shakti escapes prison to loiter on the streets of
Singapore (read Malaysia) where he bangs into Bhangari's
old enemies --- Thompson (Avtaar Gill) and Jerry
(Rana Jung Bahadur). The idiotic bunch beat Shakti
into a black and blue pulp.
Back
in India, the Raj, Kiran, Shakti identity crisis
is resolved. However, Bhandari is still fixated
with the idea of having a criminal for a son-in-law.
Enter Subramanium (Johnny Lever). Kiran hires Subramanium
to train Raj into a fake gangster. A couple of sidesplitting
episodes later, Raj transforms into Bombila bhai.
Thereafter begin a series of hilarious face-offs
between Bombila bhai and Bhangari.
Filmmaker
Harmesh Malhotra's Ankhiyon Se Goli Mare is a follow-up
to the hit comedy, Dulhe Raja with the same cast.
It goes without saying that the former was definitely
a better bet with its funnier gags and a catchy
soundtrack.
Anand
Milind's score proves a bane in the plot already
burdened with too many subplots. There is nev
er
a dull moment as long as Govinda and Johnny Lever
hog screen space. It would be unfair to overlook
the contribution of character actors Kader Khan,
Shakti Kapoor, Sharat Saxena, Dinesh Hingoo who
do their fair bit as a part of the funny circle.
Comedy
is second nature to Govinda. He goes through the
tapori bit seamlessly and regales the audience with
his trademark humor. Ditto for Johnny Lever.
Raveena Tandon does not have much to do. However,
she makes up for her no substance role with style
as she sashays in an ultra hip wardrobe and trendy
hairdos.
Dialogue
writer Anwar Khan plays to the gallery with lines
overflowing with 'kaat dalega, phaad dalega, khurdele
karele, watak le', and the like.
All
said and done, Ankhiyon Se Goli Maare makes for
a good burp.